Like this post
Like this post

fullmetal-dipshit:

ozzyosborntodie:

“you’re a virgin, so obviously you know nothing about sex” 

image

image

(via imnotgaybut-dean)

29,875 notes
Like this post

loverstabbedaswordthroughmyheart:

i-was-so-alone-and-iou-so-much:

vangoghstars:

sparkafterdark:

glamour-parade:

How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you

I’m pretty much positive that’s why poetry was even invented in the first place.

for the constellations of your skin to brush against
the earth of mine
i would swim the seas a thousand times

(please let’s fuck now)

That was beautiful

poets

(Source: surf4ces, via imnotgaybut-dean)

242,779 notes
Like this post
Like this post
Like this post

breadmaakesyoufat:

GUYS ITS 2:AM AND I FORGOT WHAT OATMEAL MEANT AND I THOUGHT IT WAS AN EMOTION AND I SAID OUTLOUD “IM FEELING VERY OATMEAL” BUT IT DIDN’T MAKE SENSE, SO I LOOKED UP OATMEAL, BUT I SPENT 20 MINUETS CONTEMPLATING IF IT ACTUALLY WAS AN EMOTION AND IF GOOGLE WAS LYING

(via imnotgaybut-dean)

40,995 notes
Like this post

fuckyeahnorwegian:

Et vennskap blir tatt til nye høyder når en ser hverandres bunad.

93 notes
  • Other people: wow what a perfect morning for a run
  • Me: wow what a perfect morning to go the fuck back to sleep
395,247 notes
Like this post
Like this post